Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too
steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: it’s the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood
[Excerpt compiled from MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug. Press J to automatically scroll past long transcript!]
Griffin: Uh, Travis has, uh, set up, uh, “buttercupisagood”…”good”…”girl”…
Travis: “buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com”! And let me say this–
Griffin: Tops.
Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a
second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com,
and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building
another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I
should go buy that now before this episode goes up–
Griffin: Yes.
Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on
that–
Griffin: I mean, the real competition,
I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–
Travis: Oh, no!
Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is
on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]
Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be
way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!
Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the
results of this.
Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he
needs this. Umm–
Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your
CHARITY!
Travis: [a single loud lumberjack
guffaw]
Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.
Travis: Okay, then, you read the next
one while Iiiiiii get it.
Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it,
Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!
Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!
Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a crow]
Justin: You have any troubles getting
it, bud?
Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you
already get it?!
Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks
ago, bud!
Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of
corvine joy]
Travis: No…
Justine: No, I got it when you adopted
the dog, bud!
Travis: Oh, no…
Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me
that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog!
OBVIOUSLY!
Travis: oh, no………..
sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight
honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.
Lol?!?
This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.
My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.
Construction illegally started here last year without the proper paper work. And implied threats.
This wasn’t even eminent domain, because they never seized the land they just started showing up with it still privately owned.
So, I live nowhere near here, but if anyone wants to try to do something I felt I should spread the word.
This should be something supporters of private land ownership and enviornmentalists both agree on.
Destroying a butterfly sanctuary to build a militarized border fence is one of those things that would be heavy handed metaphors in fiction.
Unfortunately this is real life.
Trump is so cartoonishly evil he tells a kid there’s no Santa on Christmas Eve and now is becoming a Captain Planet villain yet there are some people out there who somehow still see no problem.
The sanctuary is taking donations to help pay their legal fees (referenced in article) if anyone can afford to donate a dollar or two.
Dont you worry about where i got my burlap sacks with dollar signs on them
